June 27, 2016
Canadian Multiculturalism Day

BIRTHDAYS
Bob (Captain Kangaroo) Keeshan 1927
Dick the Bruiser 1929
Craig Hodges 1960

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*06/17/16 Classic Jaguar: 100% pure classic Jaguars. UK.
*06/17/16 Cook Vegan: Plant power for the planet. UK.
*06/16/16 The Knitting Collection: Create with confidence. UK.
*06/16/16 Digital Camera Special Camera Shopper: The biggest and best photography buyers’ guide. UK.
*06/16/16 Britain’s Railway Disasters: Lessons learned from tragedies on the tracks. UK.
06/11/16 Twin Cities Living: Minneapolis St. Paul.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

¾ of U.S. workers commute alone in a car.
— July Harper’s

Voltaire described Shakespeare’s plays as “an enormous dung-heap”.
— July/August Mental Floss

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

RECORD 250LB CARROT SCULPTED INTO 6FT RABBIT

ALL FOUR VICTIMS HAD ONE BLUE EYE AND ONE BROWN EYE

JUDGING BY THIS MAN’S LIFE LINE PALMISTS SAY HE WILL NEVER DIE!

MICROCHIPS SMUGGLED INSIDE ROOT BEER BARRELS!

GODZILLA ILLIN’!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Life is like a donut – you go around in circles feeling empty inside.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Joe Veal